Non sequitur

Garrettron’s Turbo Kart Racer sped past the other players, leaving his party members in the dust. He weaved between racers and cut off enemies. There was the finish line! He accelerated his Kart, overtaxing the boost system. A shadow covered the ground. He looked up. “NOT FAIR!”

RoA Nitrox’s mech stomped the other vehicle till its armor was nearly nothing. Then, for good measure, he perforated it with a spray of SRMs(short range missiles). Part of his HUD turned red. Someone was trying to blast him with a laser. He pivoted his mech around and powered up the gauss rifle. “Guess you shouldn’t have tried to mess with Nitrox.” He pulled the trigger.

Players flew into the air from the explosion. They all turned red and fell on their sides. The user rapidly clicked his mouse. This simple game of Hypixel Galaxy Wars was tough. Even being a Jedi class was hard. Something caught his eye. He thought he saw a player with a Luke Skywalker skin fall into a hole. He moved his mouse. The user couldn’t see the hole or the player. Weird… Suddenly, his screen turned red. It stated, “You died.” He slammed his desk in anger.

The Jedi wannabe fell. Luke thought he was in shock. Isn’t that what happens when your hand gets cut off? Or when the evilest guy in the galaxy says he is your father? He quickly noticed where he was falling. “Oh no. NO NO NO NOOOOOO!” He scrambled to find something to grab onto.

Stormtrooper TK-421 paced around the hall. He was bored out of his mind. There was nothing to do but stand around. At least he had a nice view. Every now and then he looked out the window and wished he could be flying out there. He also wished the armor was more comfortable. He turned away from the window for a second. TK-421 suddenly heard a sound and turned to face the window. There was a shape falling, just for a second, he was sure of it. Also, he was sure he had heard the thing screaming, “nooooooo!” Maybe it was just his imagination.

The two thieves swerved past oncoming traffic in their new Lamborghini. Granted, they had stolen it, but it was meant for them. Harry pulled out a 6-shot revolver. His friend, Gerome, always wondered why he never traded it out for the newer models with larger clips. The gunman shot at the police car closing behind him. They assumed were going to make a clean getaway. Before the driver could react, something shouting, “NOOOOO- OWW!” smashed into the roof of the car. Gerome swerved, and they found themselves careening off the side of a bridge. All three of them screamed in terror as the car fell.

Captain America grabbed the automobile before it could tumble to the ground. The country of Sokovia was flying so high, any fall could kill a person. Before he could haul it up, the rear bumper of the car came loose. The occupants (and the person on top of it) began screaming again. Luckily, Thor caught the vehicle with one hand. He flew back up and dropped it onto the street. Just then, an Ultron robot tackled the god of thunder. Thor just ripped the thing’s head off. It began to beep and glow red. That was never a good sign. He hurled it as far away from the flying island as he could.

An explosion rocked the Enterprise. “Spock, analysis! I need to know what caused that,” commanded Captain Kirk. Spock, the Vulcan, looked through his science scope. “It appears to have been a small explosive device. I recommend we fire low-power phasers in the direction it came.” Kirk nodded. “Mr. Sulu, fire… NOW!”

My computer began to overheat. Suddenly, a beam of red energy pierced the screen and shattered the window behind me. Well, it was more like the window melted. And set fire to the wall. And obliterated the neighbor’s car. “Oh brother.” I decided to stop typing. Non sequitur is very chaotic. It was short, but sweet. I also made a note to work on Chapter 7 of Alex’s Journey.